Just a mere google of "royal wedding" is frightening. So many websites and live streams and "upload your wedding wishes for the newlyweds!" and countdowns and stuff. Crazy stuff.
Like this story of a 19-year old lady from Mexico who went on a hunger strike to score some tickets (invitation??) to the event. She didn't get any but at least she may be skinner.
NBC's TODAY show created an iPad app for the occasion. Of course they did.
And did you hear about the jelly bean that had the face of Kate? uh huh. I'm not making this up.
And when I didn't think it could get any crazier, I found these adorable souvenirs of the occasion. QUICK! Better grab them now before they're all gone!
yes. GE makes a fridge with their picture on it.
this one's for the diehard.
you know you want one.
well, if you can't afford the Fridge, at least you can pick up some Royal Wedding Nail Appliques.
or maybe a Pez dispenser.
Just think of all the pez you can eat during the over 300 hours of tv that will be focused on the event.
You can wash it on down with some "Kiss Me Kate" beer.
and if you by chance get sick after all that off-brand beer and candy, just reach for your Royal Wedding Barf Bag.
can you believe over 8000 of these have been sold already?
I really can't think of one witty thing to say about this.
But I do get a kick out of these:
Will & Kate Tea Bags- are they cute?
I get the hype- it's exciting seeing a young Royal couple get married - making history - it will be exciting.
But, I'm not crazy and I will NOT be up at 5:00 am Friday morning to watch it live. Will you??
But I will admit...i'll probably DVR it.....